1. sparkafterdark:




      when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

      when american people say “math” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

      when teachers say math i cry because i’m fucking stupid

      When the catholic people says “math” I try not to laugh because speech impediments are humorous but it would be insensitive.

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    4. Good news bad news best news


      The good news:


       I found my favorite old jacket while sorting through my old stuff

      The bad news:imageThe last time I wore it I was nine years old

      The best news:


      I am the anime now

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    6. a friendly reminder



      that calling women of color exotic is

      • fucking racist
      • dehumanizing
      • othering
      • and not a fucking compliment



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      mom: how long are you going to listen to that song
      me: centuries
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    8. floozys:

      "hairless cats are disgusting!"

      "hairy women are disgusting!" 


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    10. brigwife:

      why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit

      • easier to spell
      • all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
      • all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
      • if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating

      why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius

      • it isn’t
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    12. Another Meme I Won’t Finish: [3/15] Relationships » Simon & Alisha
      ↳ “He’s not a superhero, he’s my boyfriend.”
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    14. safare:

      idk I sometimes finish sentences with a “~” bc a period seems too hard/almost angry and a blank is too blank

      see you later. (secretly pissed)
      see you later~ (floating away trailing glitter and fairy dust)

    15. aeducanprincess:


      i’ll never get why some people are offended by tattoos im just trying to understand how you could see a flower on someones arm and think WOW I’M REALLY ANGRY AND DISTURBED 

      I don’t know if this person can do job they have flower on arm and I am worry

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